Friday, July 17, 2026

Why not a Trumpcent?

Our modest president now wants the Treasury to issue a "gold-colored" one-dollar coin bearing the face of ... Donald Trump! This is the same man who recently abolished the US penny because each one was costing a bit more than three pennies to mint.

Surely there's a material somewhere cheap enough that it could be stamped with Mr Trump's visage, colored gold, and shipped out to grocery stores as the Trumpcent? It might even bring his popularity up to 40 percent again, from the goodwill generated from those who still pay cash and have their 99-cent purchases rounded up to an even dollar.

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