Viva Maria!

The only downside to Maria Corina Machado is that she gave her Nobel Peace Prize to that imbecile in the White House. But now she's back in Venezuela -- and isn't it wonderful how she pronounces that second-last syllable of her homeland? Perhaps Marco Rubio, who seems to be Trump's man in charge of Caracas, can gently guide his boss to embrace Maria rather than the thuggish Delcy Rodriguez as Venezuela's interim leader.

And who knows? Perhaps he'd even return that Nobel statuette to its rightful owner....