And here comes the Donniebuck

It seems that Mr Trump is about to become the first sitting president whose signature will appear on US currency. (I'm not clear whether this applies only to the dollar bill or goes all the way to the Benjamin.) At least it's not his face!

But what will the sincere never-Trumper do, convert entirely to paying by credit card? That could work, perhaps with a pocket-full of fifty-cent coins for times when it doesn't, such as when the Salvation Army Santa is waiting as we leave the liquor store.