A proud moment for Orange Man

What do Vladimir Putin, Xi Jinping, Donald Trump, and General Abdourahamane Tchiani have in common? They lead the four countries voting against a United Nations resolution condemning attacks on a Russian-occupied nuclear power plant in Ukraine. What a proud moment for Donald Trump and the United States of America! We stand shoulder to shoulder with the dictators of Russia, China, and Niger! Yes: let the bombs, drones, and shells fall on Zaporizhzhia! After all, what could possibly go wrong with explosions in and around a gigantic nuclear power plant designed and built by the best minds of Soviet Russia? (What Chernobyl was to northern Ukraine, Zaporizhzhia is to the country's south.) The vote was 20-4 in favor, with all the European members on the side of the angels, along with such traditional American allies as Austalia, Argentina, Canada, and Chile.