For a few hours, we did everything right!

While the good people of Dearborn, Michigan, scream "Death to Israel! Death to America!", Iran made a good stab at providing the former, sending hundreds of drones and missiles to overwhelm the "Zionist regime." What a hoot! Almost all were shot down by the most astonishing display of Allied skill and backbone on the part of the Little Satan, the Big Satan, Britain (semper fi!), France (really!), Jordan, and a member or three of Trump's Abraham Accords. Yes, one Israeli child was hospitalized with serious injuries, but Iran's savagery and Israel's humanity are highlighlighted by the fact that she is not only a Muslim but a Bedouin Arab.

Of course Joe Biden couldn't maintain his display of courage for more than a few hours before begging Israel to "take the win." Don't hit back! Would he have said the same to America on 9/11/2001? Probably. As firn defense secretary Robert Gates warned us ten years ago, Joe Biden has been "wrong on nearly every major foreign policy and national security issue over the past four decades." We can now make that five decades. And if, by accident, he gets something right, he'll reverse himself as soon as the first antisemite hits the street in Dearborn MI or Cambridge MA. Death to Israel! Death to America! Vote for Biden!