POTUS

"It's like somebody goes to a restaurant, orders a big steak dinner, martini, all that stuff," said the 44th President of the United States. "And then, just as you're sitting down, they leave, and accuse you of running up the tab!" That was on Tuesday. The very next day, he took a barber out for barbeque ... and forgot to pay the tab. The sycophantic New York Times calls the martini dinner "a fresh new metaphor." It's certainly a telling one. Blue skies! -- Dan Ford